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Submitted for your approval: an 8.5 ounce bag of Doritos “Natural” White Nacho Cheese chips, and a 1 pound bag of Whole Grain Fig Newtons. I’ve taken the liberty of multiplying the number of servings per container by the per-serving nutrition information (because sometimes you do eat the whole thing). Here are my results.

1 pound of whole grain fig newtons

• Calories 1650
• Calories from fat 300
• Total fat 30g
• Sodium 1725mg
• Total carbohydrates 330g
  • Dietary fiber 30g
  • Sugars 195g
• Protein 15g

8.5 ounces of white nacho cheese natural doritos

• Calories 1350
• Calories from fat 630
• Total fat 72g
• Sodium 1710mg
• Total carbohydrates 153g
  • Dietary fiber 9g
  • Sugars “less than 9g” (based on “less than 1g” per serving)
• Protein 18g